8 things we learn in new Fifty Shades of Grey book told through Christian's eyes Not everyone has the time or inclination to whizz through Grey on their lunch breaks, so we figured we'd do some of the hard work for you and reveal the funniest, cringiest and simply fascinating things we learned from the fourth instalment in the bestselling erotic series.
Christian does not hold back, shall we just say. Anastasia Steele's account of their sexual encounters was often clumsy and full of "oh new ray ban sunglasses 2016 craps" but Christian goes straight to the point. No romantic overtones here and fortunately no mention of an "inner god" it's more like a literary trip to PornHub. But when Ana entered Christian's office with her notepad and pen looking all innocent, he was dreaming of "bending her over my knee, spanking her and then fking her over my desk with her hands tied behind her back". So anyways.Anastasia Steele arrives at Christian Grey's offices3). Christian actually quotes Keats in his mindThis is hilarious. Remember ray ban predator sunglasses that sexual tension packed kiss in the lift? This is what was ray ban 3025 aviator going through Christian's mind: "Finally I can sample her: Mint and tea and an orchard of mellow fruitfulness. She tastes every bit as good as she looks. Good lord I'm yearning for her." Oh EL James you outdid yourself there.Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in Fifty Shades ray ban kids of Grey4) Christian is not as sure about himself in the sack as you might think"Whoah, I'm responsible for her first fk and her first orgasm. I'd better make this good!" he says after learning that Ana is a virgin and, he assumes, totally sexually inexperienced. No pressure!Fifty Shades of Grey film stills5) The submission scene made Christian feel all emotional too.He's not all cold and unfeeling ladies he's the real submissive here. In Grey we learn that 4 year old Christian covered his "crack we" mother's dead body with his blankie while trying to avoid being killed himself at the hands of her abusive partner. If all that wouldn't mess you up we're not sure what would.Christian Grey reaches for the blindfolds.7) There are probably going to be more Grey booksJames ends this one with Christian going to see a therapist in a bid to win back Ana and wondering whether he could ever have a "vanilla relationship" with her.
Cue the potential to see what happens next she's certainly business minded.8) Publishers Penguin Random House are besottedThese folks love Christian Grey so much that the New Zealand team made him a birthday cake. But then again the Fifty Shades books have sold more than 125 million copies worldwide so there's plenty of reason to celebrate.
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