30 reasons why we hate the French As Les Rosbifs and The Frogs scrum down for tomorrow's Rugby World Cup semi final, Alex Clarke and Jules Eden remind us of the infuriating habits of our cousins across the Channel Diary of a rugby widow While Napoleon was actually 5ft 6.
5in tall, his aggression may have stemmed from "strikingly small, infantile and undersized genitals", as revealed in his autopsy. The organ in question measured 1.25in. 5. Because they make love more than anyone else On average, that's 137 times a year; we only manage 119 times. 6. Because everyone believes they're great lovers But when asked about Napoleon's love making, French good time girl ray ban us Marguerite ray ban polarized sunglasses price Josephine Weimer remarked that the Duke of Wellington was "beaucoup le plus fort". Today, just 23 per cent of French people are happy with their sex lives compared to 25 per cent of Brits. 7. Because they love yappy dogs More than nine per cent of French dog owners have a poodle. 8. But they won't clean up after them French dog ray ban wayfarer sunglasses sale owners refuse to pick up the 5,840 tonnes of dog doo dropped on their streets each year. 9. Because they're allergic to customer service In London eateries, it takes an average 3.4 minutes to get a glass of water once a waiter has been alerted; in Paris it takes 17.9 minutes. 10. Because they're rude The "Paris Syndrome" is a medically recognised type of depression which afflicts foreign visitors, caused by the sustained rudeness of French people to outsiders. 11. Because they can't wait Many French men still prefer the convenience of a trottoir to the public WC.
12. Because they lack humour Before the Revolution, the French spoke of l'esprit (wit), or la farce (joke) but the word "humour" had ray ban polarized aviator no equivalent. Not until 1932 did the French Academy allow l'humour into the language.
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